I was in the mall the other day and I got my engagement ring cleaned at the jewelry store. While I was waiting, I admired all of the shiny, shiny rings.
"I was wondering if you're going to buy me a pretty ring this year for our anniversary," I told Jonathan later. "Since it will be our ten year anniversary and all."
He blinked at me and said, "I wouldn't count on it. Since it will be our seven year anniversary this year."