I may become a vegetarian.
I try it out every couple of years.
I flirt with being a vegetarian.
And it isn't usually hard for me, because I really don't like meat all that much.
It's the insane gastrointestinal pressure that I cannot handle and that usually makes me a meateater again.
So I haven't eaten meat since I had taco salad on superbowl Sunday.
I have eaten my weight in black beans since then so we'll see how many more days I last...
PS I love that I googled "abdominal pain" and this picture popped up: